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Yes, today was a day like no other. The most important call I've ever received happened. You might think, "mark was offered a new job" "mark won the lottery" "mark finally sold his kidney" oh no my friends, EVEN BETTER. Today, this glorious Sunday, which I shall never forget, I received a phone call from none other than BEN STEIN.
He told me to vote for Bush.
Both my wife and I registered with no party when we moved to Iowa. We are really, really popular this election. So far, I've had calls from:
Sen. Chuck Grassley
Sen. John McCain
President George Bush
Vice President Dick Cheney
Former Mayor Rudy Guilliani
Sen. John Kerry
Sen. John Edwards
Sen. Tom Harkin
I feel special. :-)
Some guy ate 13 cockroaches to win an Apple iPod. I love Apple products and the iPod is fantastic, but I don't think I'd eat cockroaches to win one.
Kerry forced to explain 'global test'
"The test I was talking about is a test of legitimacy — not just in the globe, but elsewhere," he said. "If you do things that are illegitimate in the eyes of other people, it's very hard to get them to share the burden and risk with you.
"I will never cede America's security to any institution or any other country. No one gets a veto over our security. No one."
lol..."not just in the globe, but elsewhere"
Woah...someone call the SETI folks, we will need to contact the aliens before the U.S. takes military action!
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While you nurse your hangover after the Oktoberfest beer festival, you may want to double-check your luggage.
They were 4 000 objects in the Lost and Found offices after the rowdy Munich festival, with lost property including underwear, secret government papers, a glass eye, prosthetic limbs, a set of false teeth with one tooth made of gold and a shop window dummy.
Hundreds of mobile phones, pairs of glasses, wedding rings and a wheelchair were also mislaid.
